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The Humpty Dance -Lyrics-

The Humpty Dance - Rhino Hi-Five: Hip Hop, Vo. 2 - EP
Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade} 

Artists

3rd Bass A+PLUS Aaron Hall Another Bad Creation Az-1 Basic Black Bell Biv DeVoe BG The Prince Of Rap Big Daddy Kane Black Box Bobby Brown Boyz II Men C and C Music Factory Chantay Savage Chill Rob G Chubb Rock Colin England Crystal Waters Da Bubblegum Brothers De La Soul Def Jef DEXPISTOLS Digital Undergound Divine Styler DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince EPMD Eric B. and Rakim Father MC Fifth Platoon For Real Full Force G-Wiz Guy Heavy D and The Boyz Herb Alpert Hi-Five Highland Place Mobsters Ice-T II Close Intelligent Hoodlum Intro J.T. Taylor Jade Jane Child Janet Jackson Jeff Redd Jeremy Jordan Jermaine Jackson Jodeci Jody Watley Joe Public Johnny Gill Johnny Kemp Joyce Sims Jungle Brothers K.M.D. Keith Sweat Kid 'N Play King Bee Kool Skool Kris Kross Krush Laquan Larry Larr Leaders Of The New School Level III Lighter Shade Of Brown Lisa Lisa and The Cult Jam Lisa Stansfield Lisette Melendez LL Cool J Lorenzo Malaika Mantronix Mariah Carey Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch MC Brains MC Hammer MC Lyte Me 2 U Menageri Michael Jackson Monie Love Mr.Lee New Edition Nuttin' Nyce Oaktowns 357 Omar Chandler Pebbles Perfect Gentlemen Pete Rock And C.L. Smooth Portrait Positive K Public Enemy R. Kelly Ralph Tresvant Redhead Kingpin and The FBI Riff Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock Run-D.M.C. Salt-N-Pepa Samuelle Shanice Shinehead Shomari Snap Soul II Soul SWV Tammy Lucas TBTBT Technotronic Tene Williams The Good Girls The Time The U.M.C.'s The Winans Tisha Campbell TKA TLC Today Tommye Tony Toni Toné Troop Twin Hype Ultimate Kaos Vanessa Williams Vanilla Ice Wendy Moten Whistle Wreckx-N-Effect Young MC Zen-La-Rock Zoo